I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
"Stop blaming the writers!!!"
THEN WHOSE//???? RESPONSIBILITY???? IS IT????